Greenspanning 

1. The act of blaming someone else for your own mistakes.

2. Refusing to take responsibility for anything BAD while always taking credit for anything GOOD.

Greenspanning was pioneered by Alan Greenspan, the former head of the U.S. Federal Reserve System, who has spent the last 5 years denying any responsibility for the housing bubble or subsequent economic collapse -- despite enormous evidence to the contrary.

"Did he ever admit his mistakes."

"No way, man. He's Greenspanning again."

"Typical."

Greenspanning by Peter Kobs April 7, 2010

Collard Greens 

This Ya favorite song

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

Collard Greens by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

Greening Out 

After smoking (normally Marajuana) you may experience greening out.

Greening out basically is when you smoke and get really sick. Normally it comes with dizziness, impaired vision and balance, passing out, nausea, or in some extreme cases vomiting. You may also become sober extremely quick. Sometimes you may also experience chills and cold sweats. Normally, in most cases, it happens with non-smokers who are doing it for the first time.

Person 1: "Man I just took a fat ass dab and now I feel sick."
Person 2: "Bro your greening out, fuck!"

Greening Out by Chungus_FootFungus September 10, 2020

Greening Out 

Makes you feel like shit for the whole night;

Makes you pray to god that you'll never smoke weed again,

Makes you say sorry to the person taking care of you, because you know in your head you just sobered them up & ruined their night,

Makes you feel like you're falling into quick sand, and your hand movements seem amaizing.

Makes you question if you've fried your brain, and this will never go away, and you'll live like a vegetable for the rest of your life.

J:"Yo man yo man yo man I think I'm greening out"
M:"No no no!"

Greening Out by JTP18 January 18, 2009

Greensboro 

GSO, Gboro, The Boro.
A city of the piedmont triad in Guilford County, North Carolina. Population almost 270,000.

Pros: Mostly clean & green.
Downtown is lively.
UNCG!
Good health care.
The public libraries.
The restaurants.

Cons: Sometimes it is impossible to get around slow drivers, smh.
WENDOVER AVENUE TRAFFIC !!

GPS: "Turn right onto Wendover Avenue."
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Greensboro.

Greensboro by Dave David November 14, 2012

Mixed Greens 

When potheads combine their weed to make one blunt to share.

We're smoking some mixed

greens.

Let's put our weed together and smoke a blunt of mixed greens.

Mixed Greens by Smokeysmoke420 January 8, 2019

Greensboro, MD 

Greensboro, MD is a tiny little town surrounded by fields and nothing.

You must drive over 20 miles to the nearest Walmart. And you will do so because there is nothing else to do.

(Unless you count teenage pregnancy and smoking weed).

There are now TWO stop lights!

The largest club around is the Future Farmers of America.

(And even that is 10 miles out of town).

Everyone knows all of your business.
(And if they don't, they will make something up).

"I'm from Greensboro, MD".
"Where?"
"Nowhere".

Greensboro, MD by Greensboro Native October 6, 2011