Garking 

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

Garking by nick pine July 2, 2016

Salt Gargling 

When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.

Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.

Salt Gargling by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

jizz gargling thundercunt by fattyman February 8, 2014

dopple ganging 

where two or more people constantly wear the same clothes

friend 1 : look at those girls, they’re all wearing the same coat

friend 2 : they’re dopple ganging

dopple ganging by bonkingjezuz January 9, 2021

French Freckle Garying 

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.

Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.

French Freckle Garying by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017

gargling 

the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won't swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.

i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom - doin' the jazz hands, gargling all the way.

gargling by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

Ear gauging

Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.

Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."

Ear gauging by Total non-douche March 8, 2009