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Garb goggles 

(noun)

Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
"That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."

"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
Garb goggles by Carmelonia July 6, 2009
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Garb O’ Darb 

Garb O’ Darb was a person whom was born in the 1850s. Not much is known about his life, although he was known for garbing all the time. He tended to gas off as well. He died in an avalanche in 1903.
Garb O’ Darb gasses off a lot.

garb garb 

Straight trash, that is garbage.
1: My car broke down last night and I was mugged by a puppy.
2: That’s straight garb garb, I’m sorry.
garb garb by Kickstaart July 23, 2023

Garb Nazi 

A member of a historical reenactment organization who has appointed themselves the judge and jury over everyone elses historical clothing and, while sometimes correct in their assessment, makes everyone misarable because they are way too picky.

Also: nickname for a person in charge of maintaining authenticity at a historic site.
Person 1) I cant ware my moccasin boots anymore, I have to buy brogues!

Person 2) Why? they looked so good!
Person 1) Because that garb nazi made a fuss because the seams in the wrong place!
Garb Nazi by Saberslinger1978 April 6, 2013

garb master 

devani
owner of indian garb
owns you and your garb

her best friends are rice master and mix master
the garb master owns you and your garb
fool please, dont mess with the garb master
Wuts up garb master!
garb master by garb master March 12, 2005

Garb It Out 

A play off of "Garb" (Garbage).A term used when the only cotents left in a marijuana bag is a small amount of seeds and shake, but the smoker still wants to finish their weed.
a. Are you going to smoke that pathetic shake?
b. Yeah... I'm gunna have to garb it out.
Garb It Out by Paul Condencino December 9, 2008