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Functioning 

Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable.
Example 1:
me: How was the party last night?
her: That shit was functioning!

Example 2:
numero uno: What u boutta do tonight?
numero dos: Imma get it functioning with some hoochie!
Functioning by aktives March 15, 2009

High Functioning Autism 

Some Barmy Plonker oo finks he's smart but inside he's just a mound of smelly clunge.
you can tell he's got High Functioning Autism can't ya.

High functioning 

A way of saying somebody is not doing too bad for a dysfunctional, fucked up guy.
He is high functioning enough to complete a sentence, but he's still not walking straight and chewing bubblegum at the same time yet, he's gonna be 40 years old soon, oh well.
High functioning by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020

frictionist 

A person that derives sexual pleasure from (and expresses sexual desire for) any kind of friction involving the genitals or other erogenous zone.
William isn't attracted to strangers on the bus. He simply enjoys being in tightly packed crowds that are jostling around because he is a frictionist.
frictionist by Mr. E Cow April 27, 2014

functioning-nuisance 

Functioning-nuisance is a person or thing that exist in an environment or society passively, yet unaware of the prevailing norms around them.
John is driving like a functioning-nuisance in the freeway.

functioning labels 

high functioning and low functioning are both common medical term which are actually very harmful to use.

they're often used to measure how easy disabled people are to interact with and not actually how their disorder affects them.

when someone is labelled as high functioning, people assume they have no struggles whatsoever, so they don't look out for them. and then they might have a meltdown or burnout because they've had to push through those feelings all of the time.
and when someone is labelled as low functioning, people assume they're stupid or something along those lines, so they baby low functioning people. even when they're full-grown adults!

(when i use the term "disabled" i mean anyone who is affected by a learning disability or anything similar, if my usage of this term comes off as offensive, just know that i apologise, but i am saying all of this as a disabled person, so ofc i wouldn't use that term to purposefully harm anyone!)
Person 1: so you have high functioning autism?
Person 2: on the outside that may be true for you, but on the inside life is very difficult for me, so i'd prefer if you didn't force functioning labels on me and just do your best to support me instead.
P1: oh crap, sorry man, thanks for explaining
functioning labels by eboybur June 11, 2022