Freeze Dancing

The art of staying motionless to the beat of music.

Hudson's Bouncer: "Hey, what are you doing? It's different."

Dancer: "Yo, I'm just freeze dancing."

Hudson's Bouncer: "It's time to drag you out by the neck."

Freeze Dancing by LLCOOLV April 22, 2011

Freeze-dried Bullshit 

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

Freeze-dried Bullshit by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

freeze tag 

Form of tag in which when tagged by the player who is it, you must "freeze". You can become unfrozen when another player who is not it tags you. The player who is it wins when everyone is tagged.

"Let's play freeze tag, Johnny's it!"

freeze tag by Becks Grevau April 2, 2007

freeze out 

When one or more people socially excommunicate another individual. example: not answering calls or text messages from the freezie, not inviting the freezie to social events. The freeze out best works when done by more then one person. This is not to be confused with ending a friendship, a freezeout by definition has to come to an end at some point. The freeze out can be done when mad at the freezie but the best time to freeze someone out is when 6they least expect. When the freeze out is done for no reason it will often leave the freezie in freeze limbo when he or she does not know they are being frozen

Person 1: john has been being a dick lately
person 2: you wanna give him the freeze out?
person 1: yeah, oh man hes calling me right now
person 2: this is great, dont answer haha!

freeze out by jay f October 1, 2007

freeze your minge shut 

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

freeze your minge shut by mikkachops August 28, 2006

Freeze Peach Warrior

A term used to mock anti-Social Justice Warriors for always grandstanding about the importance of free speech. They don't actually care about free speech, but will exploit it to claim the moral high ground against their opponents. They are more than willing blow up minor annoyances which have nothing to do free speech or censorship as massive free speech affronts, but will ignore actual free speech affronts that conflict with their personal biases. Freeze Peach Warriors are nothing more than opportunistic hypocrites that are only interested in pushing an agenda.

Person 1: YOUTUBE DEMONETIZED MY VIDEOS! THIS IS A VIOLATION OF FREE SPEECH!
Person 2: No, it's not. You can still say what you want, you just won't make money off of your videos, which you're not entitled to. You Freeze Peach Warriors always exaggerate everything.

Freeze Peach Warrior by SkateWRes May 27, 2018

Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

Freeze the Monkey by RandomMoron February 22, 2020