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Hop On Fortnite 

Rough anal sex using hot sauce and motor oil as lubricant. Usually involves 1-5 chimpanzees. Most often performed by young males who possess daddy issues.
Braxton: Wanna Hop On Fortnite?

Zegdyn: Sure, let’s make sure nobody hears us.

fortnite bad, minecraft good 

fortnite bad, minecraft good is an expretion one would use when someone makes a joke or more commonly a meme about how fortnite is an inferior game compared to minecraft. Fortnite bad, minecraft good is generally not used in a positive way, as it implies that the person making the joke lacks creativity.
Redditor 1: I am so glad I grew up with this (insert picture of minecraft chest), and not this (insert picture of fortnite chest)

Redditor 2: fortnite bad, minecraft good. Am I right guys? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Kevin the Fortnite Cube 

A giant cube from lightning that appeared on the battle royale island making havoc until he sunk into a lake, soon to be re-christened from loot lake to leaky lake. He attached himself onto an island and flew into the air, leaving consumable cubes called shadow stones that allow you to become invisible and to resist fall damage. Kevin travelled all around the map again, on the bottom of the giant floating island. Finally, once he reached his starting location, loot/leaky lake, he exploded. the island broke into three main pieces with remnants of a house on them. Recently, it exploded again and made a new island in loot lake, shattering the eyes of people who were in a match in that time. It made a butterfly and the butterfly landed on some lucky people.

FORTNITE 

A Game where a bunch of 9 Year olds mingle and say cringy catch phrases, for example some will say (get clapped) or (you bot)
After losing a Fortnite game, Timothy β€œwent ballistic”.
FORTNITE by Jteller April 1, 2019

Pro Fortnite Player 

Someone who competes for money in the game of Fortnite (the least competitive game in history)
Guy 1: So what exactly does being a pro fortnite player entail?
Guy 2: It means every single week Epic Games slaps you in the face

National Bully A Fortnite kid 

Okay so you know that annoying game? Now you have the chance to use your real life battle royale skills on the fortnite kids on July 15th. Thank me later :)
lets go bully the fortnite kid because its national bully a fortnite kid