florentiner 

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.

person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.

florentiner by ma jones May 22, 2004

Florencio 

He’s Humps pillows a lot and always kisses you for no reason and says your gay

Me-Hey Florencio

-him Mwuah bro you gay
Me-ok

Florencio by Yo kid August 19, 2019

Florentine 

A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.

That sick TSC just florentined that dog

Florentine by cRack aDDict December 20, 2003

Florentine 

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

Florentine by flo December 21, 2003

Florentino 

a really gay nerdy peson who loves cars more than women

Your such a florentino

Florentino by faustino December 9, 2008

Florencenalsoning 

A queer behaviour which involves making mean remarks about the north and particularly people of the north. Someone who has no concept of poverty, cannot fully comrehend people who do not shop in high end supermarkets and who haven't tried a good brie. People who florencenalson struggle with others who use public transport and have been known to waggle fingers at the unemployed.

"Did you see that woman?"
"Yeh, eurgh, what a horrible tracksuit"
"Bet she got it on benefits"

"guys! Sop florencenalsoning"

Florencenalsoning by Kerry Katona Loves Iceland November 13, 2011

Flouncing 

When something is bouncing around.

"Jane, look at that cute kitten just flouncing around all over the place"

Flouncing by AwkwardFerret October 16, 2016