fornicating fido

fucking the dog, to do nothing productive

What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.

fornicating fido by victor musial December 13, 2008

peeping fido 

Moment experienced during love making when you look up from your partner and into the eyes of a household pet. Can be accidental or intentional.

So I was doing this girl the other night and there was a peeping fido on the edge of the bed.

peeping fido by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015

psycho fido 

That crazy ex-girlfriend that won't go away.

I can't get rid of her, she won't go away. She's psycho Fido

psycho fido by Zack's mom October 11, 2023

Sola Fido 

The theological doctrine that all dogs go to heaven.

Dominic: Been feeling kinda down lately; my dog passed away.

Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.

Sola Fido by Shepherd Guy November 22, 2024

fidonk 

The physical act in which a male grips his cock in his hands and smacks the female in her face. Can also slap another male's face. Back in the Roman times, it was very common for a male to show displeasure of a concubine's felatio by fidonking her.

James Spader and Kevin Spacey can often be found fidonking each other in the showers.

fidonk by Figgins March 26, 2007

Fidolo 

Solo, alone, single

I leave my crew at the crib and roll fidolo.

Fidolo by Star September 29, 2003

fidouchiary duty 

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".

Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."

fidouchiary duty by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005