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Fiber Tax 

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
Fiber Tax by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

fiber optic cable 

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.
'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

Fiber Optic Cable Core 

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

Fiber optic cable

Fuck's all that?
Fiber optic cable. High-speed Internet access.
Lotta money in this shit.
Oh yeah?
😏
😟
Fiber optic cable by fuckjon January 2, 2026

chinsel fiber 

Little pieces of debris in an unwanted area. Usually prick hairs, crumbs, or dust that is hard to remove.
Dude I spent all day cleaning my car trying to get rid of all them chinsel fibers .
chinsel fiber by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016

bitch fiber 

Beast Camp Training / B.C.T. Tactical defines “Bitch Fibers” as
1. A type of fiber found in the human body that causes the body to secrete and multiply unwanted cells of mediocrity.

Symptoms & Related Illnesses:
Long term of building up too many “Bitch Fibers” in the body can cause loss of life, short life span, human waste of space, head in ass syndrome, frequently catching the Bitch Flu, Loseritis, Bag of Excuses Syndrome,
Nobody Wants to Work With You Disease and many other problems.
People that are okay with being average, lazy with zero zest for life and greatness have too many “Bitch Fibers” in their bodies.
bitch fiber by Bladeglk21 November 14, 2019