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Designated Farting Toilet 

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?
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farting up a storm 

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.
1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.

slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
slow farting by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Fattin' around

Word applied to the action of any fat person.
Jamin:Quit fattin' around, Tom!
Tom:Maybe I'll kill you?
Jamin:Hahaha Oh Tom. You and your fat.
Fattin' around by larstait October 16, 2003

Balls Farting💯 

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.
“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯
Balls Farting💯 by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022

Food fitting 

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.
person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.
Food fitting by dudebizho November 6, 2009

situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
situational farting by gobroberts October 22, 2013