eating muff

Performing cunnilingus (orally pleasuring a female's genitalia). Often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them "muff eaters" implying lesbianism,

"I walked in on my friend eating muff once. He was really chowing it down"

eating muff by chasegame June 18, 2016

rabbits eating your head

A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.

After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.

rabbits eating your head by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

this nigga eating beans 

The worst insult known to the universe. All men that have been insulted by this phrase will go commit die in 3-7 buisness days.

Me: Eating beans while watching Cars 2 in the theater.

Me: Spills beans.

African American Teenager : This nigga eating beans.

Me: dies

this nigga eating beans by Memeo The Nag June 13, 2018

eating anus 

when you have to sit through months of hearing O'bama drone on with his BS diatribes

I have hash eating anus on my face from hearing all O'bama's crap, anything would be better time spent!

Man I would rather eat anus all day long then spend 5 minutes listening to O'bama!

An ass sandwich, eating anus would be better then the rehash we get from O'bama!

eating anus by UtahNative Man April 13, 2014

grandfather eating ice cream 

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

grandfather eating ice cream by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Sunset Ending 

A happy ending for a romantic couple in a soap opera - it refers to walking off into a sunset together.

A sunset ending usually means the couple involved leaves the show, as soaps tend to create pointless conflicts for anyone happy in a relationship for longer than five minutes. The only way to stay happy is to leave for good - preferably in a dramatic, romantic, hopelessly happy, sunset ending.

"All I want is for John Paul and Craig to get their Sunset Ending, leave Hollyoaks, and spend the rest of their lives together."

Sunset Ending by McDeaner October 26, 2008

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021