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eco-douche 

With hybrid automobiles, recycling bins on every corner, energy saver lights, and "green" water bottles, it's hard not to jump on the eco-friendly bandwagon. We do love our planet earth after all. But if you take your love of mothernature to a point which jeopardizes every social relationship you have, you have become an eco-douche. If you publicize your hate for people who bathe regularly, you are an eco-douche. If you roll your eyes when you see a person drinking out of the actual starbucks paper cup, rather than a handblown glass jar, you too are an eco-douche. As they say "Bros before hoes." Mother nature is not your hoe.
Leo: Hey man, yesterday Jack kicked me out of his house after I flushed the toilet. He said he only flushes for "number 2."

Andrew: God. He has become such an eco-douche.
eco-douche by smema February 9, 2010
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Since the terrorists were low on cash, they stuck to an eco round.
eco round by Cary Trusty October 18, 2003
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Eco-groovy 

Taking the environmentally friendly option where possible.
Today we biked instead of driving; it was the eco-groovy choice.
Eco-groovy by Alice Crowley April 3, 2009

Eco Shower 

the act of showering with more than one person for the benefit of using less water.
Me and this lady took an Eco Shower. I totally saved the environment!
Eco Shower by The Real Finkle February 12, 2012
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Don't be eco later, be eco now!
Eco Now by Pauley10 October 12, 2020

Eco Catholic 

(Easter Christmas Only Catholic) Only shows up to church on for the Easter and Christmas mass. Otherwise, does not attend church.
Person A: Church seems to be much more crowded for the Christmas mass...

Person B: That's because we have all the Eco Catholics with us
Eco Catholic by viprarr December 24, 2009

eco-nazi 

the kind of leaf eating, cardigan wearing, lentle munching hippie that thinks that you are satans spawn for owning a car and eating meat.
preaches freedom and tolerance but will not accept any veiws but their own.
usually stoned off their box and stuck in the 60's
if they have a car it will be a 2CV.
they smell of compost.
femail variety usualy called Roz
Examples;
Road protesters,
most college lecturers,
social workers,
ken livingston
eco-nazi by Mr flibble April 20, 2004