kevin durant 

Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant I just pee my pant

Bob: Kevin Durant
Fred: Kevin Durant
Sharon: *dies of old age*

kevin durant by Large cranium neanderthal March 17, 2020

Kevin Durant 

1. A synonym for snake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer

4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake

ESPN: Kevin Durant just signed with the warriors
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)

2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!

Kevin Durant by Yo Mama 694201738 April 18, 2018

Kevin Durant 

You can't beat them, join them.

Hey bro I was just like Kevin Durant, left the team that SAW MY FUCKING POTENTIAL and went to a team where i'm shadowed by someone else.

Kevin Durant by Westgoat June 6, 2018

Kevin Durant 

When a girl tricks you ie. by bringing a gay friend and saying it's her boyfriend, but it's so obvious she's lying and she's all smug about it.

"Yo bruh that ho Kevin Duranted you man! Ditch that ho blood!"

Kevin Durant by jusboolin88 May 2, 2018

A Durant 

buying an 8th of weed since Kevin Durant's jersey is #35, and an 8th of weed is 3.5 grams.

"Ay Mane u gotta Durant to sell"

A Durant by bnsty23 June 10, 2013

Kevin Durant 

A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped Westbrook and started a new life with his new best friend Stephanie baby face Curry.

Oh shit! Is that Kevin Durant in the bushes!?!

Kevin Durant by Jordan the fucking 2k player September 25, 2018

Kevin Durant 

A Charmin ultra soft turd snake which clings to the coattails after a big rubbery one is dropped.

Stephen: I am about to cross the finish and win my 3rd marathon.
Russell: hey Stephen bro you have a Kevin Durant on your back.

Kevin Durant by Socrates2018 June 16, 2018