Draining The Torpedo 

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

Draining The Torpedo by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

dragging dick 

When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.

GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate

dragging dick by Payaso Bebé November 5, 2011

dragonsnaut 

when a guy forcefully makes a girl deep throat and then ejaculates, causing her to gag and have cum come out of her nose

I made my girlfriend have dragonsnaut after she pissed me off, there was cum all over her face and in her nose.

dragonsnaut by jacob mark January 14, 2008

draining 

when ur listening to 2 much drain gang

Y☮ bro, i'm draining so hard rn 😝👽 bruh dimension's got me

draining by yuh_yurr_yeah April 7, 2020

dragonfag 

A person who insist on being a "dragon" in every game they play. Usually used in reference to a less than successful player, often suggesting they use the idea of a being a "dragon" to make up for their lack of skill or effort.

"I can't stand that dragonfag."

dragonfag by recorderOfWords September 20, 2009

dragging 

to roast really hard

omg, Anthony was dragging me last night!

dragging by yrace ! March 2, 2018

draining the pipe 

draining the pipe snake
draining the snake
pipe=penis
simply peeing from a cock...penis...

I had to drain the pipe after binging on that last 40...
draining the pipe

draining the pipe by blthrskt March 26, 2009