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Dow Bulge 

when a man's crotch bulge is so large and in charge it looks 3D...even in khaki pants. side effects may include your eyes wandering to the Dow Bulge repeatedly despite your efforts to ignore it. Once first noticed, the Dow Bulge is noticed everytime you encounter the person.
OMG Bonquiqui, did you notice our teacher had a Dow Bulge? i could NOT stop looking at it throughout the lesson !!
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dow baby 

some one who is a real sweat heart. usually used by a girl
Paul, you're such a dow baby
dow baby by Tanisha Laswon February 25, 2005
Verb.

To place a tangible object into a cooling vessel with the intention of rapidly chilling.
“Look My Ling LOOK! It’s that rude, pasty, bung eyed, fat cunt here to eat again. Quick grab his meal and PUT IN FREEZER NOW! DOW-BAH, DOW-BAH !!!!”
Dow-Bah by Duckvandyk December 27, 2017

Dow Soot 

Originating from the mid 2010s, "Dow Soot" is a phrase in the Western American English dialect, Gackson, used in situations of surprise or frustration, usually in an ironic manner. Direct translation to "Oh Shoot!"
Dow soot! the tent blew away!
Dow Soot by T0RT0153 December 6, 2018

DOW-ward spiral

Like a downward spiral, but is more severe to reflect the dramatically declining DOW
God, he is on a DOW-ward spiral these days. He needs to get it together.
DOW-ward spiral by tleger2011 September 14, 2011

Dow facts 

When you refuse to accept a misunderstanding and create an alternate reality in your head. Usually accompanied with a disillusionment of reality.
Dad: I heard you got mono after prom.
Son: no. We went as friends stop spreading Dow facts
Dow facts by RocketSedan April 18, 2018