when a man's crotch bulge is so large and in charge it looks 3D...even in khaki pants. side effects may include your eyes wandering to the Dow Bulge repeatedly despite your efforts to ignore it. Once first noticed, the Dow Bulge is noticed everytime you encounter the person.
OMG Bonquiqui, did you notice our teacher had a Dow Bulge? i could NOT stop looking at it throughout the lesson !!
Originating from the mid 2010s, "Dow Soot" is a phrase in the Western American English dialect, Gackson, used in situations of surprise or frustration, usually in an ironic manner. Direct translation to "Oh Shoot!"