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Dicklomatic Relations 

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.
Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
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Dickmatized 

This is what happens when a person forgets who they are, doesn't listen to family or friends, makes bad decisions, and overlooks everything wrong that their significant other is doing because THE DICK is that good.
After Britney Spears hooked up with and married Kevin Federline, she started to take on his traits and acted irresponsibly with her life. It was obvious she was DICKMATIZED when she agreed to do a reality show, but cancelled her tour.
Dickmatized by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

Dickmatised 

The female equivalent of "pussy whipped"
Girl, you need to stop doing everything Mark says, that boy has you dickmatised!
Dickmatised by Princess5178 June 12, 2013

dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good
"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"
dickamatized by jujubeez February 4, 2014

Dickalicious

adj.
Highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell of a penis.

Very pleasant or delightful for women and/or gay men.
The movie Kazaam staring Shaquille O'neal is dickalicious.

The gay porn movie dickalicious is the best movie since Kazaam.
Dickalicious by bebo January 5, 2005

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick
omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night
Dickletick by Breelynn November 13, 2009

dickmatized 

She was completely dickmatized
dickmatized by sphinxdoll December 18, 2008