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Crifted(adj.)

To be crifted, is to consume enough THC to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of glass form around ones head. Like sound proof.
Guy 1: bro what's your favorite ice cream?

Guy 2: ..
Guy 1: dude..hello?
Guy 2: what's my favorite cookie?? Uhh macadamian
Guy 1: you're a fuckin idiot I said ice cream

Guy 2: dude don't trip I'm crifted g
crifted by ksmaroons September 21, 2016
When you cried and farted at the same time.
John crarted when he hit the ground in immense pain
Crarted by Tungjagin October 2, 2018
The art of killing of a beloved character just for the hell of it.
OMG. I cannot believe they crofted Terry Dingleberry. He was my favourite.
Crofted by Alex Greed December 28, 2019
To get fired, to completely fail, to get kicked out, or to get ejected from an event. Goes back to “clearing out your desk” phrase managers would say in the 80’s cubicle farms, where the fired employee would be given a milk crate to empty out their office deck stuff into, and be escorted out by a security guard from the job, taking only their office desk stuff in a milk crate with them.
Heard that Jax got crated last night! OMG no not crated from the party 😟.
Crated by Crated September 29, 2021
really good twitter artist who is probably a 50 year old man in real life
Person 1: wow that person on twitter makes real nice women art

Person 2: please help cr2fted has me in her torture chamber and is burning me alive

Person 3: LOL! i love her art
A group of crafters (makers) or various things and they can be women or men.
I loved the mouse the crafters made for me.
Crafters by Collide17 December 5, 2021