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Cornish Pasty
The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.
"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
Cornish Pasty by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005
cornish hen
A sexual position, similar to the missionary position, for very plain looking people having very plain sex. Little to no movement is involved.
The female lies on her back with her knees slightly raised towards her mid section, with her arms by her sides. Lying alone, she resembles a pre-cooked cornish hen. The man then rests his slightly overweight body between her legs and patiently thrusts into her.
The female lies on her back with her knees slightly raised towards her mid section, with her arms by her sides. Lying alone, she resembles a pre-cooked cornish hen. The man then rests his slightly overweight body between her legs and patiently thrusts into her.
Troy: Gross. I think Lenny is in there giving Pearl the old fashioned cornish hen.
Zack: But I don't hear anything.
Troy: Exactly.
Zack: But I don't hear anything.
Troy: Exactly.
cornish hen by pantsman79 January 25, 2008
Cornish
To do a 'Cornish'; behave violently, as if in a great rage
a state of extreme anger;
to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage
Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.
a state of extreme anger;
to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage
Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.
Cornish by WeddingGuest July 3, 2009