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Hawg Cranked 

When you’re “fully satisfied” after seeing a 99-06 GM truck. Often caused visiting the Facebook page “GMT800s with Threatening Auras”
Dooood. When I saw that rust free longboy with original wheels …. HAWG CRANKED. … !!!
Hawg Cranked by PriiGuy June 4, 2022
Related Words
To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)
Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.
clarked by anonymous April 19, 2005
To wreck, or otherwise cause damage to a vehicle, due to lack of concentration.
Don clarked the rental car.
Clarked by Spruce Goose Gang November 15, 2006
When you decide to crash at a party and are either;
a) Far too drunk to find yourself a blanket to cover yourself with
b) The awkward stranger who nobody knows at the party and doesn't GET a blanket
c) The only one without a blanket.
So due to lack of blanket, you use your coat for pathetic warmth. Blanket+Coat=Clanket
Drunk Chick: Gurrrrl, I'm about tah fall asleep up in this corner on the hardwood floor, I'm too wasted to get home. You got a blanket ah can useeee?

Irritated Drunk Chick Who Regrets Throwing Party: No. I'm out. Clanket it, bitch.
Clanket by Madewine February 19, 2011
To be very stoned to the point of calling a dog chank or falling down stairs.
"He was totally chanked yesterday. He kept calling Champ: Chank! Chank Chank!!!"
chanked by bmunge June 2, 2009

Cranked Dat Roosevelt 

To fuck a girl so hard you put her in a wheelchair like Franklin Roosevelt
You-"Dude you see that girl over there?"
Friend-"The one in the wheelchair?"
You-"Ya, last night she wasnt in a wheelchair"
Friend-"Dude, you cranked dat roosevelt"