Chernobyl Handsaw 

The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.

"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"

"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"

"oh man, thats brutal"

Chernobyl Handsaw by noogie_da_sheep March 7, 2011

Chernobyl Baby 

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"

Chernobyl Baby by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009

Chernobyl Toe 

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.

Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe

Chernobyl Toe by Nostradamus The Wise June 16, 2007

chernobyl butt 

A person whose ass emissions are so toxic as to be deemed radioactive.

Man, that stinks, you've got a really bad case of chernobyl butt.

chernobyl butt by Kasei February 7, 2004

chernobyl child 

A massive orgasmic rave dance, that requires extreme head thrusting skills.

Did you see Austin, he was totally doing the chernobyl child to kyle.

chernobyl child by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Chernobyl Chop

To smack or slap somebody with your hands together, like they are fused by a mutation.

Joe: "That drunk Russian dude just smacked me!"
Frank: "He gave you the Chernobyl Chop!"

Chernobyl Chop by Simsalabim January 2, 2008

Chernobyl explosion 

When a group of hairy men rub each other vigorously until explosion in a paper cup

Oh my god did you see that Chernobyl explosion in the alley behind the crack den.

Chernobyl explosion by hello lady May 17, 2015