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fluxuated-capacitation 

hey man im feeling a little like fluxuated-capacitation.
yea me too bruvva.

wanna go find one?

Chevy Citation 

Introduced in 1980, the Citation was a compact car that replaced the Nova. It was also Chevy's first Front Wheel Drive car. Engines offered were 6 or 4 cyls. The car proved to be problematic and was recalled numerous times, leading to it's demise in 1985. I'm sure no one misses them, as the styling was boring.
The Chevy Citation was a step up from a Chevette, but still being a cheap car with horrible steering and cheap interiors. A total embarrssment for GM.
Chevy Citation by Metalhead83 January 11, 2012

crabitation 

1. imitation crab meat
2. someone whose very presence makes people instantly crabby.
3. (crabitate) v. the act of shying away from a crabitating person.
Let's buy some of that crabitation to put on our salads.
Mootz Moody is the master of crabitation. All he has to do is open his mouth and people crabitate away from him.
crabitation by The Blackwolf October 23, 2009

capitain hook 

when a guy jizzes in/on a girls eye...and then kicks her in the leg
dude: damn i hella gave that bitch a capitain hook
other dude: hahahahaha.
capitain hook by shutthe fuckup November 26, 2006

Motoring Citations 

That crap piece of paper you get on the windshield of your car parking in downtown areas of most inner cities if you dont feed the meter or move your car every two hrs to a designated new street at certain giving times of the day. Time to spread some butter.:::: Beats the hell out of that $40-$75-$120 ticket for parking Vio’s;)
KellyGean’s

Revised version of parking Citations:
We should randomly go around putting these Motoring Citations on peoples cars and see how it fucks with the stiffs and cases. Spread some Buttery Fly’ cheer. Writing some one up does not instantly make you a goody two shoes or do gooder. In fact we are contributing to the “collective good,” as far as motoring karma goes. The real Citations’ I can make copies of look authentic and better than this written version

Cit# 3061580 Month: date: Year:

Time: Mimi__4*4__SUV__COUPE__SEDAN__CoNV__CycLE___OTHER__
License #______ State___ Vehicle Color____
Location:________

____1:::Nice parking –- A good parking job is one of those things in life that is rarely rewarded, but greatly appreciated. Words cannot express how glad we are that you resisted the temptation to double park. Please, except this thank you from the rest of the known motoring world.
____2::::Wash Me--Congratulations. Your car is absolutely filthy. This means you have really enjoyed motoring to the fullest sense of the word. Keep up the good work.
___3:::Sweet wheels-- You are to be commended on your choice of wheels. Wheels say so much about the car’s owner. Reflects originality, and understanding of flair for creativity and bold commitments to driving something that doesn’t look like every other car on the road. Kudo’s.
___4::: Great Bumper Sticker-- Humor is important, especially when you’re stuck in traffic. Without it, we’d all just be getting from point A to point B. But you took the time to change that. And never mentioned once that you’re an honors student, thanks for that.
___5:::Thanks for going Topless-- You’re motoring convertible the way it was meant to be done: Open trusted the world not to rob you blind. And that’s special.
___6::: Nice custom—Obviously you’ve put a lot of work into your car. Your paint is hot. Your wheels are the shizzle. Well done. Every one loves an original.
___7:::Have a nice day-- People often use salutations but don’t really mean it. In fact, some uniformed peacekeepers mean the exact OPPOSITE. This is not our intention. Honestly, we just want your day to be pleasant and enjoyable. No strings attached.
___8:::Nice MUD—Wow, you actually took your SUV off the road. Very cool keep it up.
Motoring Citations O sarcasm;)

citation needed 

The single most pointless addition to Urban Dictionary. On a site where people rant about how gay something is, why is "proof" required? Give me a fucking break. This isn't exactly a website you'd cite on an English essay, stop that shit.
now whenever someone writes about how shitty Lil Wayne is, they get a "citation needed", as if that actually needs more proof
citation needed by redillious April 20, 2011