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buzzard feathers 

"i turned my boyfriend into a hippo!!!"
"WHat?? thats a bunch of buzzard feathers"
buzzard feathers by BLACK HEIFER August 16, 2009

buzzard face bitch 

a bitch who sqwaks and runs her mouth at tha drop of a dime... a bitch who has the mind frame of a bird.
this buzzard face bitch... always sqwakin and runnin off at tha mouf.

Buzzard Beach Syndrome 

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."

buzzard magnet 

Slang term for a bullet magnet or meatshield in warzone. Also is known for someone who complains about being the only one getting shot while others are next to him.
Every squad has at least onebuzzard magnet “.
buzzard magnet by Handily69420 March 18, 2022

buzzard day 

The phenomena on March 15th of every year...where in a small town called Hinckley, in Northeastern Ohio, buzzards (turkey vultures) make their annual return to the region. The local residents celebrate this event with an annual pancake breakfast at the local elemantary school alongside information sessions and bird watching activities on the Saturday of that week. These migaritory birds have made this return voyage every year for over 150 years. A possible explanantion for the migration behavior may have been triggered by a massive wild animal hunt in 1818. This event was to eliminate predators from the rural countryside that were preying on livestock. The buzzards have an attraction to decomposing flesh.
Paul Newman's brother Arthur looks like an old vulture that flys back to Hinckley every year on "Buzzard Day."
buzzard day by Dwight March 19, 2007