1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his
personal biography with stories that usually
won't fool
anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in
Nam' i flew the
F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and
shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat
knife and stabbed the mig pilot to
death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel
home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11
gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my
F-104 achieved Mach-
9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me:
Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
