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brass eye 

A profound example of a mockumentary on TV in Britain in 1996 - a series of 6 documentaries covering such topics as Drugs (featuring a bogus drug called Cake), Good Science/Bad Science (featuring an appeal to protect people from "heavy" electricity falling out of overhead wires and squashing people!) and one special mocking the media frenzy surrounding paedophile stories. They are available on DVD and video and are totally worth a look.
Just like Bill Clinton said "I smoked marijuana but i did not inhale" the host of Brass Eye, Chris Morris said "I took ecstasy once, but i didn't swallow it!"
brass eye by Andrew Ferenbach February 5, 2004

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

Joshua Bassett 

Very hot ass man who deserves more and he dgaf about what others think of him.

Brass Bound Buggery Box

A typically ornate wooden box from the 18th century bound in polished brass. The box usually had a hole for receiving a penis and a handle on the side that when turned, feathers providing auto erotic stimulation to the operator.

Commissioned in 1725 by Peter the Great, a superb box was a gifted to the Danish sailor Vitus Bering before he set out on his historic voyage to prove that Siberia and America were not joined by land. The channel between the two countries was named after him.

Legend has it that the ship's Engineer on the good ship Venus broke his jerry built wanking machine and whipped his balls to cream.
Bring me a boy!!!!.........Blast!
Bring me another boy!!!!..........Blast!

Bring me my Brass Bound Buggery Box, these boys split too easily!
Brass Bound Buggery Box by ergie December 29, 2009

Brossential 

Totally crucial to the broship. Necessary to or essential to the continuation of the brohood.

Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.

The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.

We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.
It is brossential that we finish this definition together....bro!!!
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.
Brossential by Dashjoma December 23, 2010

Basselly 

When there's no separation between your back, ass and belly and it all looks morphed together.
1. She has a Basselly
2. Wow Zahra's Baselly is jarring today