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Bonerdumb 

When a persons train of judgment is clouded by their hormones.
Person 1: Dude, you were so bonerdumb over that girl last night.

Person2: no, I wasn't!

Person1: yes, you were! that chick bet you to jump into the pool from a 3 story building.

Person2: But that ass man!
Related Words
To be fucked, or knowing you're fucked up.
"I'm so boneded" or "I would bone her"
Boneded by KiKi doesn't love me November 2, 2018
When a boy sees something sexy and makes there dick (urs is tiny) gets hard and wants to fucking fuck whatever it is
Oy Ben u got a boner from ur mom
A boneree u got a herd dick
Boneree by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk
dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.
bonkered by charlie brooks January 2, 2008
Guy 1: ...And more than ONE boner in a single room = queer.
Guy 2: What if it's a room full of teenage boys going through puberty, and, in a highly improbably situation, all get boners because of their raging hormones? Is it gay then?
Guy 3: No. Boners in the presence of other males is neutral, neither gay or straight, if the boneree is under 16.
boneree by G. Garcia December 25, 2008

BonerDog 

A band that redefined Heavy Metal Music from 2005 - 2007. In it's short but illustrious career BonerDog recorded many unforgettable songs including 2006's "Hammer Up Your Ass" and "Fuck You Jimmy". In a 2006 recording session the bands front man was rumored to have shoved a bag of frozen peas down his pants for "inspiration". There have been rumors of a reunion tour since the bands breakup in early 2007.
That Band is fucking BonerDog! Wow...this is genius!
BonerDog by BD4eva November 27, 2007