Guy 1: ...And more than ONE boner in a single room = queer.
Guy 2: What if it's a room full of teenage boys going through puberty, and, in a highly improbably situation, all get boners because of their raging hormones? Is it gay then?
Guy 3: No. Boners in the presence of other males is neutral, neither gay or straight, if the boneree is under 16.
A band that redefined Heavy MetalMusic from 2005 - 2007. In it's short but illustrious career BonerDog recorded many unforgettable songs including 2006's "Hammer Up Your Ass" and "Fuck You Jimmy". In a 2006 recording session the bands front man was rumored to have shoved a bag of frozen peas down his pants for "inspiration". There have been rumors of a reunion tour since the bands breakup in early 2007.