battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date

.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

battered sav by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

battery head

a frequent user of the drug psychedellic drug acid also known as lsd

man that john is such a battery head
hes always dropping acid

battery head by jejomar August 20, 2006

Battery Budgeting 

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.

Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

Battery Budgeting by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010

Battery Puss 

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.

Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.

Battery Puss by Ronnie... November 11, 2006

social battery 

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.

my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week

social battery by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020

Arse batter 

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

Arse batter by Zonal K June 25, 2018

battered 

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

battered by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016