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buttered toast 

Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.
"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy
buttered toast by Erzebetmen December 25, 2008

Buttered Zero 

a phrase used by rockstar jimmy pop from The Bloodhound Gang to describe vaginas.
Jimmy Pop to Mark the Bagger: "we're tryin to hook you up with some buttered zero tonight, and Shitbirdz and I got a plan."
Buttered Zero by heartagram_eric August 10, 2010

Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.
First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"
Buttered the bread by QF99 April 20, 2020

Buttered the Biscuits 

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

buttered cheeks 

When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.

(Ass liquid)
I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.

Buttered Bread 

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)
Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!
Buttered Bread by grimesenberg December 22, 2015