ass hat pirate cat 

some dump shit that should'nt play the same game you play

you just pulled the "fucking eggs -50 dkp for you ass hat pirate cat

ass hat pirate cat by ihatenoobs October 10, 2008

faster than a cat can lick its ass 

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

faster than a cat can lick its ass by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

took off like a cat shot in the ass 

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

took off like a cat shot in the ass by brando56894 December 18, 2013

ass catchem 

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.

That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.

ass catchem by bryken7 August 2, 2016

ass catastrophe 

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

ass catastrophe by michaelray October 3, 2006

ass cattle 

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

ass cattle by hairy rumps June 3, 2010

Gay ass catta bitch fagot

Somebody who do too much and acts like a gay catta

Your a gay ass catta bitch fagot

Gay ass catta bitch fagot by Slayybitch slay 💞 April 8, 2019