Olympic Adoption 

The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.

Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.

Olympic Adoption by Sauerz54 February 22, 2010

Reverse adoption

Re-adoption of trends from the past i.e. vinyl records.

Reverse adoption is driving a resurgence in the sale of vinyl records

Reverse adoption by ArnaWisha May 3, 2018

Spur of the moment adoption

where a kid is kidnaped by a pedifile or as they like to call themselves a kid lover.

Man1: I didn't know you were adopted.
Man2:yeah it was a spur of the moment adoption.

Spur of the moment adoption by deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

October 18 National Adoption Day 

October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today

October 18 National Adoption day

October 18 National Adoption Day by Mrnotfunny October 17, 2019

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption 

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

Surprize Adoption by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

ollie adoption day 

ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)

-GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, IT IS OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
-HAPPY OLLIE ADOPTION DAY

ollie adoption day by Slayqueen20205027 August 2, 2022