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asian guy social retardation -- the neuro-physical condition which afflicts many asian guys of foreign upbringing; symptoms include being really awkward or creepy around the opposite sex, being asexual, non-emotive, having very strange or disturbing interests such as collecting lint, poor personal hygiene, inability to dance, cheap, unbelievably tacky clothing, bad posture, immaturity and childish proclivities (and not with intellectual irony, either)
Guy 1: Check out that weird Chinese guy trying to impress that girl by telling her he can't dance and that they should check out his acrylic sweater collection.
Guy 2: Extreme case of AGSR.
agsr by Phage May 23, 2008

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Whenever your bored on Urban Dictionary and type something random in.
Person 1: i dont know what to search on urban dictionary
person 2: Just slap your keyboard
person 1: okay!

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Related Words
Derived from 'aggy' - someone who gets aggressive or agitated.
Don't get all agster.

You absolute agster!
agster by beccawecca January 9, 2012
Wow, Andrew's father is such an Agspert, his yard is perfect.
Agspert by DSC19057XF3 October 6, 2010
A- Age
G- Gender
S- Status
L- Location

Not often used in chat rooms but totally should be. ASL doesn't give enough information for awaiting perverts. Not that anyone should give out more information though...
Arselicks42: Yo babe AGSL???
Shrekisbagle8: 17/female/fuckable/Narnia
Arselicks42: niiiiiceeee
AGSL by KissMyBadonkadonk19 October 23, 2015
Jennifer had such a big Agsm last night .
Agsm by Sweg master November 1, 2015
Used by gamers it is a moronic way to spell Agro Aggravated. Usually only used by gamers that never finished school.
Mad gamer: HOLY CRAP!!! THIS IS P*SSING ME OFF SO MUCH!!!
Other Gamer: Why are you so Agsrow.
Mad guy: That isn't a word.
Other Guy: It is now.
WELL YES, YES IT IS.
Agsrow by FloatingGoose August 15, 2016