red 

A state of light to medium embarassment. Often experienced when caught staring openly at the impressive cleavage of an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"Yo, she caught you starin' at her titties? What colour were you?"

"RED!"

red by Peter McConville April 1, 2005

red 

An awesome Christian Alternative Metal band! They sound similar to Breaking Benjamin and other great rock bands. I would recommend that everyone check them out.

Red is a great band! You should listen to Let Go

red by mmKay January 31, 2008

Red 

One who is constantly 'on the tune', getting in trouble with the cops, chatty lads and drives his car into the back of his mates car.
Titled due to his native 'Red' hair. Known for being unable to be reached by telephone, he must be texted due to his uncontrollable need to be at raves.
He does muay thai.

Person: Hello!
Red: Heelloooo!
Person: Who is this?
Red: It's Me! RED!
Person: Yeah, I just needed to tell you -
Red: Text me - I'm at a rave!
Person: ...O...Kay..
Red: On the Tune!!!!

Red by I am not Red September 6, 2010

Red 

Is the probe/mouse/player color, when you are playing a cat and mouse game on Starcraft that the computer keeps following only you. This joke was created after a two hour long game in witch things were assigned to each color.

“God they are all following you”
“Well he is red after all”

Red by Notcarter January 7, 2009

RED 

Acronym for Raging Erectile Disfunction. More than 10 million men in America suffer from RED. Typical symptoms of RED include but are not limited to: getting raging boners for no reason; constantly having a raging boner; not being able to make your boner go away. Men with RED are not allowed to enjoy many aspects of life such as wearing sweat pants and peeing standing up. Argaiv is the leading drug to treat and control RED. Side effects of Argaiv include nausea, blood clotting, and gayness. Adults with high blood pressure should consult a doctor before taking Argaive.

RED is the number one cause of eyes being poked out in the world.

Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"

RED by wiggly22 November 15, 2009

Red 

-verb
1. Uncontrollable rage with no apparent catalyst; to strike someone for no particular reason.

-noun
1. A person with no control over their temper.

Verb: He just pulled a red on that guy and sent him to the hospital.

Noun: Look at that red wailing on that guy for no reason.

Red by Hunter S. Samson February 17, 2010

Red 

A great rock band with great lyrics and great music.

I would love to see Red live.

Red by bbtdgfan123 December 1, 2010