sperm teddy 

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

sperm teddy by scodder September 29, 2012

Twinky Teddy 

When a hole is cut into the crotch of a stuffed animal, and vehement coitus is performed with the animal, resulting in ejaculation into the fluffy cottony innards of the animal. Then leaving the stuffed animal on your little sisters bed to cuddle with.

I gave my little sister a Twinky Teddy for her 9th birthday.

Twinky Teddy by P-dog July 4, 2004

1, 2 Teddy

n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross

When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!

He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.

1, 2 Teddy by The Adverb Ninja May 22, 2008

Huggy Teddy Bear Club 

A club for people like alex and garrett where the only requirement to join is that you never get any (even when you make a pact) and are only a "Huggy Teddy Bear" to girls.

Damn, I need to find a way to get out of this Huggy Teddy Bear Club so I might get a girl.

Huggy Teddy Bear Club by Alex Baldwin August 22, 2004

The Teddy Tickler 

When you are banging a girl and the dog comes up and licks your asshole

Dude, i was bangin this chick and her dog gave me The Teddy Tickler

The Teddy Tickler by Skeletor33 October 24, 2008

torch teddy 

A person that would rather smoke weed than be in a relationship.

Savannah would rather smoke weed than go out with me. Such a fucken torch teddy.

torch teddy by FrankieDawg June 4, 2011

A Teddy Ruxpin 

When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.

Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.

A Teddy Ruxpin by JStudmeier January 2, 2013