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Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.
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Spinning Top

A corporate figurehead, spokesman, PR or advertising executive whose primary role is to spin fictional narratives that portray a predatory organization in a positive light.

Spinning tops are often so detached from the actual product and spirit of their enterprise, that they do not realize they are lying. This is usually the case with advertising & PR agencies, who do not see the responsibility that comes with creativity and visibility.

Other tops spin consciously. This is usually the case with CEO's and internal PR officers.

AKA: a paid shill, a liar, a snake-oil salesman
As the spinning top at BP North America, Tony Hayward attempted to portray BP as a green and benevolent company which simply volunteered to clean up the 2010 oil leak in the gulf, in an attempt to hide the fact that BP's misplaced profit priorities caused the accident in the fist place.
Spinning Top by jojojosie July 20, 2010

Signing Off 

This is someone's favorite catchphrase
This is what he believes will help him get to space
Aaron: I am going to be signing off!
European: you are my idol and yh Aaron Thomas signing off!!!
Signing Off by UncleDaddy_XD_LOL December 30, 2019

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

Skinning 

Skinning is the act of fucking flabby skin as obtained by Hound Dog Syndrome (HDS).
"I was skinning her left breast and I jizzed in her eye so hard she was blind in that eye until noon the next day"
Skinning by 1fist2far June 22, 2009

spinning teacups

A spinning ride at Disney World, complete with high walls and 2 seats per teacup.
also: a great place to have all kinds of fun sex with your significant other.
"Did you see Kat and Allistarae at night of Joy getting it on on the spinning teacups?"
"I'll spin your teacup.."

spinning willis 

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"
That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis