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Paris Hilton 

A girl priviledged with tons of money that people choose to hate because she has way more fun than any losers. Lucky enough to make tons of money by being photographed and partying. Star of the series, The Simple Life. Totally hot and skinny with many jealous onlookers. Has a pretty but boring sister and an ex best friend who now looks like a California raisin. Many guys say they wouldn't have sex with her, because that's the cool thing to do while listening to emo and claiming to hate MTV, but they definitely would.
Paris Hilton is really hot; you're just jealous and trendy.
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paris hilton 

Prettiest Celebrity in the world, who wrote an awsome autobiography *Everyone should buy it* PARIS I LOVE YOU!
*Hey, Did You See That One Hot Chick?
*Oh, you mean paris?
paris hilton by amy kidd January 20, 2005

paris hilton 

probably the most amazing, funniest, hottest woman alive.
paris hilton by justinesuitor April 14, 2006

paris hilton 

A pretty but(not gorgeous)blonde with blue bedroom eyes and full pink lips, has a lean statue-esque body like a model, which she is. Everyone is jealous of her and call her names to make themselves feel better for not being as rich, pretty or famous.
Paris Hilton is someone who'd be a lot of fun to party with.
paris hilton by szep April 11, 2005

Paris Hilton 

one fine honey i dont care what others think
i like to enter her clit anyday
Paris Hilton by da guerilla September 3, 2005

Paris Hilton 

Paris is the sweetest person like since forever. She's never really done anything that bad. She had sex. SO FLIPIIN WHAT?!?!?!. So do alot of people, but since her freako boyfriend filmed it, it for some reason makes HER a bad person. NO i dont even think so. She didnt wear pannies one day and some one caught it on camera..hmm..let me think SO FLIPPIN WHAT!?!?!? I'm pretty sure that most people on this earth have gone commando one time or another, we just dont have paparazzi following us around all the time. So to our advantage its not caught on camera. I feel sorry for the poor girl. She's my role model. You know why? Because she has to deal with CRAp that ignorant people give her all the time. Anybody that can do that and not go insane rocks in my opinion.
Oh yea and so what if she's skinny. I'm a zero slim and I eat twice much as alot of people. But because she's not 300 pounds overweight she gets called bulemic and anorexic. Maybe she's also not as smart as everyone else. Well look at yourself retards. You guys are the ones that have to get online to look up the words that your friends used today..Now who's talkin..GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid person- Paris Hilton is an f****** slut
Me- I'm gonna punch you in your face now because I dont like you
Paris Hilton by Virgin Jess April 17, 2007

Paris Hilton 

this goes to those who say she has no talent and does nothging...well first off she has a book, clothing line, dog clothing line, perfume, jewelry line, she is an actress, model, and singer....second off what do those poeple who talk shit about her do? sit on thier fat asses and write shit about soemone who is perfect bec ause they are extremely jealous of paris. paris isnt too skinny nor too fat, she has a cute face, cute smile, great fashion sense...she isnt white trash and whats ever better about her is that she makes alot of money by playing dumb on the simple life...play dumb, get money....its really an art. who ever makes fun of her just cant except the fact that she is gorgeous, fun, cute, and rich and they arent any of those things. girls that make fun of paris are usually brunette ewww (i'm criticized as a blonde so i can criticize SOME brunettes), fat, are so desperate to be popular they save up money for months just to buy a nasty dooney and burke bag because they are too poor, and they usually have such low self esteem they make fun of her to make then selves feel better. Guys that make fun of Paris are probably ugly, poor, and extremely extremely dumb. And everyone knows that Carls Jr. commercial is sooo hott! and when some one can answer me what other heiresses work as much as paris (besides nicky) then i will believe that Paris has no talent.
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