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may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’
Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure
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October 5th 

October 5th is when all the people who use crack often were born
Zoe: Why is that girl a crackhead?

Dave; she's born on October 5th

March 5th 

March 5th is a day where many people honor Luke Perry (Riverdale Star) and his time on earth.
Me: what day is it
Friend: March 5th
Me: It's time we honoured Luke perry..
Friend: Yeah..
March 5th by askyourcrushout! December 16, 2019

October 5th 

NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY
tell your girl u love her and happy national girlfriend day on October 5th.
October 5th by big-daddy224 October 4, 2020

November 5th 

Me:hey
Boy bff:hey
Me:you know what today iss!it's November 5th!!!
Boy :omg!
November 5th by X.Haleynha.x November 3, 2020

July 5th 

National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.
Go down on that girl 💕JULY 5th

August 5th 

If you were born this day You have no friends and you are most likely gay no bullshit so u might as well just die
Hey I’m a gay my birthdays august 5th
August 5th by Yea uruskclek August 5, 2022