May 5th 

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

May 5th by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

October 5th 

October 5th is when all the people who use crack often were born

Zoe: Why is that girl a crackhead?

Dave; she's born on October 5th

October 5th by orangelookingpersonbruh December 17, 2019

March 5th 

March 5th is a day where many people honor Luke Perry (Riverdale Star) and his time on earth.

Me: what day is it
Friend: March 5th
Me: It's time we honoured Luke perry..
Friend: Yeah..

March 5th by askyourcrushout! December 16, 2019

October 5th 

NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY

tell your girl u love her and happy national girlfriend day on October 5th.

October 5th by big-daddy224 October 4, 2020

November 5th 

Kiss ur boy best friends

Me:hey
Boy bff:hey
Me:you know what today iss!it's November 5th!!!
Boy :omg!

November 5th by X.Haleynha.x November 3, 2020

July 5th 

National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.

Go down on that girl 💕JULY 5th

July 5th by Randomshii26492620 July 5, 2021

August 5th 

If you were born this day You have no friends and you are most likely gay no bullshit so u might as well just die

Hey I’m a gay my birthdays august 5th

August 5th by Yea uruskclek August 5, 2022