tits flying 

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

tits flying by Teratogen December 25, 2011

tits out for the boys 

A chant sung by groups of homosocial/bromantic young males.

Very, very male.

Tits out, for the boys
Tits out for the boys
Tits out for the boys
Bring your cunt out and some toys

tits out for the boys by aaronjohnw March 30, 2008

tits magee 

Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.

Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).

tits magee by Red May 13, 2005

tits or gtfo 

The proper response to any female poster

Prima: Hey guys! Am I hot?
Secunda: Tits or GTFO

tits or gtfo by CraigNobody May 3, 2008

Tits Almighty

1.n. in reference to the chest region of a woman, "Tits Almighty" is a size of equal or greater value to DD bra size.

2.n. big ass tits

"Hey, did you see the new girl today?"
"Who, Tits Almighty?"
"Yeah, her"

Tits Almighty by Velement and Unkillable June 27, 2005

Tits and Beer 

The two greatest things in life.

Thats the tits and beer of things!

Tits and Beer by bac292 March 20, 2008

Tits On A Boar 

Acronymn for (common as/ useless as) Tits On A Boar. Used in a derrogatory fashion, either to describe someone lacking class or someone who is a waste of space

'She's as common as Tits On A Boar' or
'He's as useless as Tits On A Boar'

Tits On A Boar by Kizzt February 21, 2006