When you hitting ya homie from behind and as you approach climax you continuously five star his back until you cum and his back begins to bleed and the blood and cum create a suspension in his anus.
Jackson: “What was all of that screaming coming from your room last night”
burning weed that falls to the floor when you blow it out the pipe..
Justine: ( blows the pipe and accidentally drops glowing/burning weed on the floor)
Rio: hey the shooting stars are half burnt such a waste dude!
Justine: dont worry babe! we got a lot..
Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.
Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.
1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.
That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!
The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.