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a name for someone who tries to do a trick on a skateboard but clips and eats it, making them a pussy.
1.- John tries to kickflip to nose manual a box but clips and gets owned by the box.
- "Nice one cliptoris!"
2. "Frank is such a cliptoris, he always catches his back truck when he's trying to ollie up that tiny curb!"
cliptoris by forum4yb December 1, 2009
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Putnam Clipper Marching Band 

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥
Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
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Yankee Clipper 

A New England sex act in which partners scissor on the back of an in-transit lobster boat.
Amidst the mounds of flailing crustaceans, the lovers embraced in the impassioned form which could only be described as the Yankee Clipper.
Yankee Clipper by Dick Mystery February 23, 2015
The act of having had and impact with an object whilst driving.
i clipped my neighbours grandma
clipped by urobin hood June 3, 2009

los angeles clippers

the bengals of the NBA; they suck and are ultra cheap
clippin, clip, clipped, or clipper can be used in countless ways in many different contexts but here are the most commonly used:

1) a reference to the how a sound wave "clips" when it is too loud, or intense, and is therefore often used to emphasize the intensity or coolness of something

2) synonym for fuck or fucking (the sexual context)

3) unbelievably fatigued and/or sad

4) someone admired or hated (depending on vocal stress)
Respective examples:

1) What'd you think of the concert?
That shit was fckn clippin!
or
That shit clipped all kinds!

2) What do you think of Kelly?
I wanna clip her ass so bad.

What did you do with Kelly last night?
We were clippin.
or
We clipped all night.
or
I clipped her ass.

3) How you feeling?
Clipped.

4) What'd you think of the guitarist?
He's a fckn clipper! Badass shit, man!

What about that guy over there?
Sandra, are you serious? He looks like a total clipper.
clippin by ohm arc March 1, 2008

Clipboard 

Clipboard - a thing that is on phones or computers where all copied text is stored to
A: bro, i had some text copied but i overrited it with other text
B: just check clipboard, evry copied text should be stored there
Clipboard by Gregor flood December 9, 2021