Second Baked 

Being second hand high off of marijuana

Oh dude, you're gonna get so Second Baked off this ounce I just picked up

Second Baked by NeoLobster August 23, 2010

t-barred 

When riding a T-Bar ski lift and the T-Bar hits and injures you.

Mark got T-Barred at Brekenridge and now has a big welt on his chest.

t-barred by TheSkiier76 January 8, 2014

Ella Barker 

Never met someone so shit at fake tan in my life, She has purple hair and thinks she is the best at fortnite like cmon your lvl 2 and gettin put into bot lobbies, always best mates with a spaz

Ella Barker is a noob

Ella Barker by Josh Rutterr July 3, 2020

half-baked 

is a name used to describe someone that isn't fully complete. Just like pottery on a potters wheel, it is shaped into a beautiful piece of art. If something goes wrong, it is deformed and the process to shape begins again. We are all being baked, going through trials in life. If we give up, we are only half-baked.

Susie gave up on her dream; she is half-baked.

half-baked by diaryofafruitcake March 21, 2011

Half-baked 

1. A more proper way of saying retarded or gay when used as a synonym for stupid. Esp. when frustrated.
2. A great stoner movie of course!

Guy 1: Yeah man I've been calling all day but the shits bein all half-baked I cant even get through.

Guy 2: Ahh yeah that sucks bro.

Half-baked by Paradigm Shift January 15, 2014

barken 

An androgenous-looking person with no genitalia. The word comes from an amalgamation of the names Barbie and Ken, the anatomically incorrect children's dolls.

Kristi: Is Shiloh a guy or a girl?
Jen: Neither. Shiloh's a barken.

barken by mindbender July 26, 2006

Twice Baked Clam 

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

Twice Baked Clam by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015