nick long

behave spastically or retardedly, often but not exclusively behind the wheel of a car, resulting in abuse

crashing his car into a deer...running into a plank of wood...general nick long antics

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Nick Crompton

someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin

my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂

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A long period poop session. A Nick Tsambazis will result in foul air causing discomfort to other in the general area.

Dude, I gotta take a Nick Tsambazis. I'll be back in an hour.

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A huge tool, one might say a craftsman. He is also the son of Josh Allen

Josh Allen is Nick Wrights daddy

Nick Wright by Wizzle 24 December 14, 2020

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A fucking fat cow who thinks England is a city

Girl: so where are you from
Dude: my city England
Girl; so your a nick crompton

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This dude is a Fucking LEGEND, just don't say his name out loud if you are anything but black because then your ass will get beat.

Person 1: Hey look its Nick! Person 2: Nick who?
Person 1: Nick Gurr... Person 2: *beats person 1's ass*

Nick Gurr by no-regerts January 12, 2020

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Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

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