Polygamist Simp 

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.

This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.

Polygamist Simp by yessirsimp October 1, 2020

Coffee Simp

Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.

Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.

Coffee Simp by Handy_manny69 December 23, 2020

Fleet Simp 

A Moderator In The Comfy Corner Discord Server Who Needs A Promotion

Wow Fleet Simp Needs A Promotion

Fleet Simp by Jetmouse3000 January 2, 2021

dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

dick simp by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Kawaii Simp

Me.

“My Urban dictionary user is ‘Kawaii Simp’”

Kawaii Simp by Kawaii Simp June 8, 2021

zoehange.simp

The best mutual! He’s super cool and funny. And never misses 🙄

“Hey who’s TikTok are you looking at?”
“Oh just zoehange.simp the coolest mutual”

zoehange.simp by Hange lover June 29, 2021

Matty’s a simp 

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

Matty’s a simp by MacedonianT March 17, 2020