Jade 

Gorgeous human being

Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”

Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”

Jade by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021

Jade 

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

Jade by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021

Jade 

I LYK THIS DRESS VERI VARy MUCH

Jade.
*Opens shein and goes to reviews*
The Reviews:
According to all known laws of aviation

Jade by wisdumbteller August 27, 2021

Jade 

She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3

Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”

Guy 2 “wait…”

Jade by Shower.socks August 29, 2021

Jade 

A girl with an good personality but kinda mean also kinda pretty a good friend

Jade good person to be a friend with

Jade by Follow my tt adore.kaliyah August 30, 2021

Jade 

The most dramatic girl you will ever meet. She definitely goes to a theatre or drama club. Everyone knows her just by the sort of good or bad things she has done. She loves to be the centre of attention and doesnt even care if its for a good thing or a bad thing. I have met a jade and shes a total bitch and drama queen. She thinks she knows everything when she really doesnt. Although she is smart in maths.

Person 1: Brooo that girl just is so annoying- she probably goes to a drama camp in the summer.. Shes a jade isnt she..
Person 2: Yeah thats definitely a jade. Hold up- THAT IS JADE LOLLLLL

Jade by hola_ninos_lizaerd October 7, 2021

Jade 

Jade is the inventor of grapes and wonderful gorgrus

Jade is the best person that exists

Jade by Kunis October 10, 2021