toilet of rectal animosity 

A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.

Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.

You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!

toilet of rectal animosity by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart by Prion July 12, 2003

Rollin' Down the Rectal Road

The glorious act of butt fornication

The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"

Rollin' Down the Rectal Road by Sam and Greg December 6, 2006

testicle shiting rectal wart 

1. YOU

You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!

testicle shiting rectal wart by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010

testical shitting rectal wart

Some who is being intolerable or annoying

Why do you have to be such a testical shitting rectal wart!

testical shitting rectal wart by Fatty Pedro 2 th MaXXX June 20, 2006

Cranial - rectal syndrome 

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.

Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.

Cranial - rectal syndrome by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017

geneva rectal boundary

The Geneva Rectal Boundary is the point in the anus at which no man, woman, strap on, vibrator, sentient pleasure machine or natural disaster may penetrate, as it has been declared a war crime. It's generally accepted to be 89 kilometres deep.

TJ was arrested for traveling 89 kilometres deep... Poor sod. Should've read up on the geneva rectal boundary

geneva rectal boundary by Mr. Tiddles12345678910699 February 10, 2014