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Bondarchuk's gun 

A term used in circles of russian cinema fans in opposite to "Chekhov's gun". If Bondarchuk's gun appears in the plot, it will never be used. Was first mentioned by Russian cinema reviewer "Badcomedian" in the review of Fedor Bondarchuk's film "Prityazhenie" (attraction) as a joke.
-Have you seen that new film about a part of soviet history by Nikita Mikhalkov?
-Yeah, the love line in the plot is definitely the Bondarchuk's gun.
Bondarchuk's gun by John Lasley January 7, 2022
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Bondi cigar

blind mullet,turd, grogan, nebraska,boree,shit.
Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach], Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.
My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.
Bondi cigar by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
Danish argot for someone who comes from the country; a hick; a country bumpkin
1. (Danish usage) Han er en meget fjollet bonderøv.

2. (English usage) Look at that bonderøv over there.
bonderøv by Jens December 4, 2004

Barry Bonds yo black ass 

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.
Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"

Barry Bonds*

A baseball player who, as of the end of the 2007 season, had a record 762* home runs.
In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.

Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."
Barry Bonds* by Nicholas D January 16, 2008

Bondburger 

A sex act in which the man pours ketchup and mustard in between the woman's butt cheeks, then puts his penis between said cheeks and squishes them together while saying "Do you expect me to talk?"
Last night, I Bondburgered your sister so hard I got ketchup all over the walls.
Bondburger by kilgannon6 May 26, 2017