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Freezolate 

To freeze to a point that Mr.Bryan says you will die. The only way to unfreezolate yourself is by eating a heaping bowl of STEWED TOMATOES.
Ms.Martin, it is so cold, you are going to freezolate. Hwy won't you hwere a jacket? "Hwen I hwas a itty bitty baby, my mama would rock me in the cradle....."
Freezolate by HoneyBadger2016-2017 February 1, 2017

Freezer Bomb 

When you need your brewski to be cold for a last minute night out. The solution is to throw that b in the freezer to cool it down fast.
Guy 1: Alright Dave, are you ready for tonight?
Dave: Fuck I forgot let me Freezer Bomb a brew real quick.
Freezer Bomb by Freezer Bomber November 28, 2021

skeezer in the freezer 

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.
dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

Alaskan Freezie 

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.
Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!
Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.
Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.