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La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
La Junta Lead Pipe by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

Born To Lead 

If you can play this song on guitar, then you were definitely born to lead on guitar.
Born To Lead has one hell of a guitar riff
Born To Lead by UltimateDoge June 17, 2023

bee on a lead 

An object of whimsy in the midst of war and chaos.
"I feel like a bee on a lead playing Fortnite in the ruins of my house."
bee on a lead by TheMaydayMan November 1, 2023

get a lead on 

It is typically used to mean that someone has obtained useful information that will help them to progress in a venture or task.
1."We finally got a lead on a girl"
2. "I've been looking for a job for weeks, but now I've got a lead from an old classmate on a potential opportunity."
3. "We will get a lead on this case soon"
get a lead on by Andrew) February 11, 2024

All roads lead to you 

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.
Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."
All roads lead to you by cruevhs February 16, 2024

Fire in the hole lead 

First man in an orgy to fuck the woman on her period
"You heard how Dylan got promoted to fire in the hole lead?"
"Not much of a promotion when there's nobody who is gonna follow him in there"