Banter Hoover

One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.

Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?

Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....

Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!

Banter Hoover by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011

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Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

Banter Pants by laking_everything January 21, 2020

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battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date

.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

battered sav by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

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battery head

a frequent user of the drug psychedellic drug acid also known as lsd

man that john is such a battery head
hes always dropping acid

battery head by jejomar August 20, 2006

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Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.

Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

Battery Budgeting by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010

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Battery Puss

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.

Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.

Battery Puss by Ronnie... November 11, 2006

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social battery

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.

my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week

social battery by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020

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