Tobeersky 

The point at which one has consumed too much beer to continue drinking more, as one is at this point too full. It is at this point that whiskey becomes necessary to continue drinking. A handy term, because this concept can be difficult to explain coherently when one is in this situation. Can be a noun or a verb.

"I was totally tobeersky by the time we got to that last bar."

Tobeersky by Dan O June 12, 2006

totes for ser 

totally for serious. meaning total business. seriousness. like serious situation.

omg, i am like totes for ser that he said that!

totes for ser by Kimbob22 May 19, 2012

Totes apropes

A loosely used hipster term first used in the mother city that is Cape Town, South Africa. Used to shorten the saying "totally appropriate"

I just got my first coffee at The Loading Bay, it would be totes apropes to Instagram it!

Totes apropes by Seh bear July 13, 2012

totez mah goatz 

"Totez mah goatz" is a commonly used phrase among the teens of Amurica. It means that you are in agreement with what the other person said. Trust me, you should say it any time you get the chance, it's definitely A THING.

Ellie: Do like Kirsten?
Mariah: Totez mah goatz! She is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
Cynthia: I agree.

totez mah goatz by Not Kirsten February 6, 2013

totes mangoes 

Totes mangoes;

A bag to carry your mangoes.

Or you try to look up totes ma goats and your auto correct says totes mangoes and you end up here. Word.

"Woah your mangoes look great in your totes! "

Friend: "totes mangoes"

totes mangoes by DefinitionWizard May 18, 2014

Toties 

a nickname given to the smallest and weakest player in a sports team. Tends to have the best ball control and accuracy. Proves to others that size doesn't matter. Honest to women and about fouls in game. Tends to be a game changer. A team player who tends to have a cool head.

Damn Toties, just scored the winning goal today.
Damn Toties didn't just take his ankles; he took his kneecaps

Toties by livinlikelarrybroski April 22, 2017

Totempole 

The act of group suicide by stacking each other's heads on-top of eachother and shooting a single bullet through all participants heads going from the bottom up through the top

Did you hear about the 25 guys on the men's dungeons and dragons team that all totempoled themselves. What a tragedy.

Totempole by Irish-frenchman November 12, 2018