chewing tar

When a bully is bullying you and he/she makes you chew tar.

"Damn! Reggie Nelson is chewing tar after Greg Giraldo's last roast!"

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Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.

Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!

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Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

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The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.

Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken

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A massive 9 incher salami penis on steroids, which makes women wet 24/7

Yo Kashif look! Big Momma got a chodingo! Joking he got a extra small minidingo. Cocktail sausage size

Chodingo by Mugtaz March 26, 2017

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Quit choking your drawls!

I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...

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The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.

I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.

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