Bavarian Buffet 

Looking for a sexual partner in the crowd after a sportive event.

Hey man, the match is almost over. Should we head out for a Bavarian Buffet?

Bavarian Buffet by Struwwelkoeter October 7, 2023

baggage buffet 

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

baggage buffet by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Ghetto Buffet 

Buffet of all the free food you accumulate from redeeming rewards from fast food restaurants apps.

I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.

Ghetto Buffet by BadBadblackman November 29, 2023

Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.

You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!

Green Buffet by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023

Dirty buffet

When a sexual partner sucks poop out of an ass hole full of semen

Daddy Hagrid gave Hermone a dirty buffet

Dirty buffet by Daddy Hagrid December 25, 2024

rat buffet 

1. Trash or garbage left outside or put out for collection in a slovenly or overflowing way so it becomes a free banquet for rats

2. Trash left out in bags without a can or bin. Why bother, just throw the loose food in the street and invite the vermin into your house

Yeah he just leaves his trash in the back yard in loose bags. It’s just a rat buffet out there

Oh yeah it’s trash night. There’s a whole rat buffet in the street

rat buffet by chirate January 31, 2025

Bro Buffet 

A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"

Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!

Bro Buffet by Gogetablue June 10, 2025